I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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