Whatcha textin bout Willis?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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