this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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