Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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