No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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