im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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