We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
