I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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