whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm passing your future prison.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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