To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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