shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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