I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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