I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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