Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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