i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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