She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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