Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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