Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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