Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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