only if we run a train.
done.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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