Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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