we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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