I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You are the jesus of drinking
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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