is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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