Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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