3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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