my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
