nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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