He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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