try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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