Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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