how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Randomize
