I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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