You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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