I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm like, not good at living.
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