no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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