Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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