come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Randomize
