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Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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