Got a toothbrush?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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