Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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