Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wish I only lived at night.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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