I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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