i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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