i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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