So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
my liver is dry heaving
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
