i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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