Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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