What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I had to cum in my sink.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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