check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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